sofapizza: indiz:catbusterminalkiosk:sirmitchell:(via fuckyeahidonteven) maybe she’ll call them “freedom rolls”.

sofapizza:

indiz:catbusterminalkiosk:sirmitchell:(via fuckyeahidonteven)

maybe she’ll call them “freedom rolls”.

@1 year ago with 660 notes

—some beauties from the GoogleVoice VM transcript this morning:—

“Yeah. George putting. If you have in my attic child be hiding it. Again, this goes to this technical or with respect to discuss the Citicard statement, but it thank you.”
“Hi Wes, this is mole papa calling from. H. C. A with the prime with softy off. “


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Instant classic

Instant classic

@2 years ago with 3 notes
@2 years ago

I’m Not Pro-Gay Marriage, I’m Pro-Equality 

cubicle17:

Derek Powazek gets it:

I’m not Pro-Gay Marriage, I’m Pro-Equality. I’m not Pro-Gay Rights, I’m Pro-Common Sense. I’m Anti-Discrimination. I’m Anti-Enshrining Your Queasiness About Buttsex In My Constitution. I’m Pro-When The Constitution Says We’re All Equal, It Means We’re All Equal.

@1 year ago with 101 notes
lookatthisfuckinghipster: “I can take off my shoes if I want to. I’m sheriff of this coffee shop on foursquare.”

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“I can take off my shoes if I want to. I’m sheriff of this coffee shop on foursquare.”

@1 year ago with 1415 notes
lookatthisfuckinghipster: “When the paddle’s in my hand, just call me ‘Andre Apathi.’”

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“When the paddle’s in my hand, just call me ‘Andre Apathi.’”

@2 years ago with 296 notes

"You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It’s like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it."

Charles Bukowski
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